A blind man went to a restaurant A blind man went to a restaurant. menu sir? asked the owner. I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork...

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Lie Detecting Robot A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night....

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Wanted to use a proxy father The Jones didn’t have any children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jones kissed his wife and said, “I’m off, honey. The man should be here soon.”...

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Husband and wife were doing yard work outside joke.

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Joke: Young Naval Student Naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain....

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